Joan Rivers is hitting out at whiney celebrities. You know, the ones that complain about their fame? She insists that they have chosen to be famous. She says that she’s amazed that performers live in Hollywood and moan about being followed by the paparazzi, because they “can live anywhere they want.”

She says, “I’m so sick of people who say, ‘The paparazzi, I get no privacy.’ Go buy an island….or shut the doors on your $25 million mansion and have a great time.”

And I couldn’t agree more. Those people who get millions for a movie or millions for a baby picture (ahem J-Lo) and then they whine about their privacy?

Mariah Carey was talking to BBC1’s Reggie Yates about everything and anything. Until, he mentions that she has sold over 80 million records. She says, “Is that the right quote?” and hangs up.

Yeah, I think she took it as an insult. Considering she’s sold over 160 million records. If you want to get technical, 160 million IS over 60 million, right?

When Miley Cyrus was told that there were 30 paparazzi covering her and only 15 covering Britney Spears, here’s what she had to say:

“I kinda feel bad, ’cause I’m a lot more boring than Britney Spears. We don’t do anything. We just go to Coffee Bean.”

And they’ll take pictures of that….then they’ll start making fun of your daily trips….after your breakdown, that is.

Kevin Federline and his family are mourning the loss of Kevin’s uncle Steve. Apparently, he recently passed away following a long battle with cancer.

A source close to the family says, “The whole family is very sad but at least he is out of his pain now.”

RIP, Steve.

Miley Cyrus has gone on record to say that she’s not that desperate to go online looking for a boyfriend….but that doesn’t stop her from checking out hot guys on the net.

She likes the Abercrombie & Fitch website for her man candy….can’t say I blame her, those guys are hot.

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to walk down the aisle in a New Orleans ceremony.

The couple’s reps would neither confirm nor deny the story, so we’re left to wonder, did Angie make the third time the charm?

Stay tuned!

Lindsay Lohan is set to star as one of Charles Manson’s cult followers, Nancy Pitman, in the new movie Manson Girls.

Will YOU watch it?

What do you think????

Someone is obviously full of themselves. She needs to take her butt back to Africa and mingle some more with the common people.

Paris Hilton was in Turkey judging their Miss Turkey beauty pageant. She was brought up on the stage to dance with the professional and was made to look like the retarded bobblehead that she is.

I can’t stop laughing.

Where’s Benji???

It might be just a rumor right now, but sources say that Britney Spears will make her first appearance since her VMA’s performance.

I don’t know how true it is, but keep your eyes peeled this Saturday night. Industry insiders say that, “You’ll never know who’s going to show up!”

We’ll be watching.