Celeb Pulp

Tom Cruise is about to do it again!

Just like he did in his movie Eyes Wide Shut with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, there are going to be hot and steamy sex scenes with his current wife Katie Holmes.

They’re planning on shooting a remake of Bernardo Bertolucci’s 1972 movie Last Tango in Paris, with a weird plot:

“A young Parisian woman begins a sordid affair with a middle-aged American businessman whom lays out ground rules that their clandestine relationship will be based only on sex.”

Apparently the first encounter they have is when the guy rapes the young woman, with whom she accepts to start a relationship where he’ll constantly degrade her.

Really, what is Tom trying to tell us?

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On a interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Mariah Carey got tricked into revealing what everyone is wondering: is the diva pregnant or not?

First her outfit was… err, unusual. No tight, short dress, but very casual jeans and an ample blouse… things she wouldn’t normally wear.

Then when she refused to discuss whether or not she was pregnant, Ellen served her a nice glass of Dom Perignon champagne to celebrate the fact that she wasn’t, which MC refused to drink.  She first pretended that it was fatening, then that it was too early to start drinking…   Yeah right!

The lovely couple were spotted in Washington DC where Samantha Ronson had a DJ gig. Her and Lindsay Lohan got pretty confortable in the DJ booth.

Come on Lindsay! Let go of your phone, Sam wants some attention!

There you go!

Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart was caught smoking pot on her balcony in California earlier this week.

Lead actress in the biggest movie to come out this month, she just tarnished her reputation and probably won’t be taken seriously in Hollywood ever again.

And although the Twilight producers were hoping to have her in the sequel (if there is one), her chances just went up in smoke…

Is she dumb, or is she dumb??

Britney Spears is everywhere!  But at least she looks decent now…

Here’s a sneakpeek of some of Britney’s pictures taken for the December 11th edition of the Rolling Stone magazine.  She discusses her “resurrection”, her father having conservatorship of all her assets, her divorce from loser Kevin Federline and her beautiful sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, who have potty mouths now thanks to their father according to the pop princess:

“They’re starting to learn words like ’stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes.  He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

Ouch!

Australia’s lead actress Nicole Kidman denied being pregnant at her movie premiere.

Although she recently admitted that she wanted more kids in a near future, she put an end to these rumors saying she was preggers, again.

Give her a break, she just had a baby 4 months ago!

Our national homewrecker Sienna Miller has found another man to put her claws in.  Only this time he’s not married; I guess the Balthazar Getty publicity made her consider this important detail when looking for a new man.  Actor Josh Hartnett (30) is the lucky one.

The two were spotted together at the Shoreditch House in London.  A source revealed:

“They definitely looked like a couple – and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening – there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

Hmm. It almost sounds serious.  I hope Slevin knows what he’s getting into.  Won’t be long before she moves on to the next taken man.

After 5 albums,  27 Million copies sold worldwide and a 5 year-long break, No Doubt will be back on tour in 2009 as announced on their website in a live chat session between the four members: Gwen Stefani, Adrian Young, Tony Kanal and Tom Dumont:

“Tom: I have cabin fever. Maybe we should play some shows or something?

Tony: I’m down to play. We need to play. It’s been too long. Adrian, you there? Or did you pass out?

Adrian: I’m here,. All this talk of touring is getting me excited.”

Later, Tony asks:

“Gwen, you wanna play?

Gwen: I think we should gop now, I don’T think we should wait. Pack up the babies and get a bunch of nannies. So fun! Would be so inspiring to get out there and play all those songs again.“

So I guess it’s true!!!  Their tour itinerary has yet to be revealed, but should be posted on their website very soon.

After Blake Fielder-Civil didn’t go home and ran straight to rehab when he was released from jail, deep down we all knew it was the beginning of the end for him and Amy Winehouse.

And now that it’s been confirmed that some Swedish model named Sophie Schandorff has been hanging out at his hearings whispering “I love you” to Blake, while Amy was busy getting high, we know Blake is never going back home.  She must be the reason why he’s really trying to clean up his act.

Sophie Schandorff

When asked about the whole situation, Amy says:

“It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?”

I guess she doesn’t really care…  Or she’s too high to even realize what’s going on?

The Hills‘ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Cabo San Lucas last week. Apparently blondie didn’t even bother telling her dad, Bill Montag, who said about the rumors of his daughter getting married:

“I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!… Then we just have to have another wedding here!”

And Spencer was nice for once… while he pronounced his vows:

“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the Earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

Boy, I didn’t realize this guy had a heart.  It makes him less attractive all of a sudden!  Well, now that he rehearsed, he’ll be able to do it again in front of Heidi’s family, just like Bill said. They all hate him so much… should be fun!

Chris Brown walked away with 3 awards at the 2008 AMA’s, including the most prestigious one, Artist Of The Year.  He also won the Pop/Rock Male Artist award and the Soul/R & B Male artist award.

Rihanna also won for both these categories (I know some people who are going to celebrate tonight!), as Alicia Key’s As I Am album won for both categories as well.

Kanye West went home with both Hip Hop/Rap Artist and Hip Hop/Rap Album of the year awards, as Taylor Swift and Brad Paisley won for Country Artists.

Well, looks like what is Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer will soon become “Johnifer”.

The 38 year old actress m ade the big jump and introduced her lover-boy to her father, actor John Aniston, and his wife Sherry at the Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge restaurant.

Someone who must have been seated very close to them said:

“Throughout the whole of the dinner, Jennifer and John couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Jennifer was constantly rubbing his hair and John was rubbing her back, then every so often they would steal a kiss. They both looked very happy and very much in love.”

And apparently she fed her beau veggies as he kept rubbing her back.  Mayer did acknowledge his girlfriend’s father’s presence, according to the source:

“Jen’s dad seemed very impressed with John and the two got on real well.  John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies – why certain decades have better music. He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks.”

Impressed about him grabbing his daughter all night?  Yeah right…