Paris showing off her nipples

Paris without her bra

She might claim that she’s not as dumb as she looked in The Simple Life, but Paris Hilton sure does look dumb anyway.

Who doesn’t wear a bra with this kind of top.  How much does a bra cost anyway?  And don’t tell me she can’t afford one!

Miley’s indecent top

Miley's top, a bit too revealing
Miley Cyrus
was spotted shopping earlier this week at LA’s Royal Dutchess clothing store with her sister Brandi when one of her boobs almost popped out of her top.  Well, maybe it did but if the photo was published, some paparazzo could face charges of child pornography…

Anyway, I mean, who lets their 15 year-old daughter go out of the house wearing that kind of thing?

Miley Cyrus' wardrobe malfunction

Ashlee Simpson’s 2₵ about Ginormous Jessica

Ashlee Simpson defending fat Jessica Simpson

Ashlee Simpson just had to give her opinion about what people think of her sister being such a fatso.  Today we could read on her (boring) blog:

Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy? (…) I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. (…) All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard. (…) How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size two figure? ”

One thing she doesn’t seem to get: Jessica Simpson is NOT a size 2.  Well not anymore, anyway.  How long has it been since you last saw your sister, Ash?

Plus it’s such a hypocritical thing to say from someone who once got a nose job…