Celeb Pulp

Almost a month after Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins, she looks fabulous.  She even looks sexier than fat-ass Jessica Simpson if you ask me!

She might claim that she’s not as dumb as she looked in The Simple Life, but Paris Hilton sure does look dumb anyway.

Who doesn’t wear a bra with this kind of top.  How much does a bra cost anyway?  And don’t tell me she can’t afford one!

Miley Cyrus was spotted shopping earlier this week at LA’s Royal Dutchess clothing store with her sister Brandi when one of her boobs almost popped out of her top.  Well, maybe it did but if the photo was published, some paparazzo could face charges of child pornography…

Anyway, I mean, who lets their 15 year-old daughter go out of the house wearing that kind of thing?

Rapper DMX, a.k.a. Earl Simmons, got sentenced to 3 months in jail in Phoenix AZ for charges such as drug possession and animals cruelty.  Dude had a thing for dog fights…  Look where that got him.

Ashlee Simpson just had to give her opinion about what people think of her sister being such a fatso.  Today we could read on her (boring) blog:

“Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy? (…) I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. (…) All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard. (…) How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size two figure? ”

One thing she doesn’t seem to get: Jessica Simpson is NOT a size 2.  Well not anymore, anyway.  How long has it been since you last saw your sister, Ash?

Plus it’s such a hypocritical thing to say from someone who once got a nose job…

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt decided to go on a trip to Japan with the U.N. their kids, and we finally got to take a close look at the twins, Knox-Leon and Vivienne-Marcheline.

Also there, was Shiloh, Pax, Zahara and Maddox.

By the way, what’s with the letter X in all the boys’ names?

Well, not only are they pregnant, but looks like Kimora Lee and Djimon Hounsou are also married, and have been for a few months.

You can clearly see her diamond wedding band.  And it’s not like Mrs. Hounsou is trying to hide it.

Now, this is disgusting!

Here’s T.I. wiping himself between the legs with his tank top on stage at JET nightclub before handing out the (smelly and soiled) piece of clothing to a female fan in the front row.  And she was stumbling all over the place too, making sure no one else but her would get this dirty souvenir.

But what disgusts me the most is just the amount of steel wool hanging out from his pants. To see his pic, continue reading (more…)

Filthy-rich heiress Paris Hilton was spotted sucking faces with ridiculously-rich Barry Zito, the San Francisco Giants’ pitcher, in a Los Angeles club this week end.

I guess she’s over her ex, Benji Madden.

Mischa Barton was out in Paris celebrating her birthday, and boy! did she look skinny.  Here she is looking like Skeletor next to sexy Dita Von Teese.

Fellow-Skeletor Marc Anthony has got some serious competition…

Victoria Beckham showed off the Christmas gift her husband, David Beckham, just got her: a $104, 000 diamond-encrusted Himalayan Birkin purse.  Apparently the waiting list for a bag like this one has closed.  The lucky ones who got on it last minute will have to wait a good 4 years before they get one:

But David knows the French fashion house is her favorite and he sorted the gift in Los Angeles from one of the few powerful fashion buyers who could get one.

It surely helps to have a super rich hubby!

This is the 3rd time in her young life that Kelly Osbourne has checked herself into rehab.

Last week she was arrested for attacking a paparazzi.

Her mom Sharon vows she won’t let her daughter down through the treatment – even after it’s done, and that she will stay with her as long as needed.