Celeb Pulp

Aren’t they cute? Matthew McConaughey and his son Levi taking a walk in Malibu, CA.  Notice how the little one tries to take a huge bite of that apple his dad is holding. So cute!

Apparently Britney Spears has had enough of her father running her money and her life. A close source said that, when Papa Spears decided it’d be better to close her main fan website over the week ends, Brit-Brit pulled a fit; so much that her dad threatened to have her kids taken away from her.  And unfortunately for her, he has the power to make it happen.

So her way of retaliating against him is to have potty mouth during her performances, throwing the B-word randomly.

Nick Cannon and his wife Mariah Carey spent the weekend in Barbados, celebrating her 39th birthday.   No wonder he’s crazy for her, although she’s 11 years older; this chick has a banging body!

Remember this annoying ad about the ShamWow, this revolutionary cloth?  Well the guy in the ad (his name is Vince Shlomi) got arrested for punching Sasha Harris, a prostitute, he had hired.

Apparently she bit his tongue during their “business transaction” and Shlomi got really mad, punching her repeatedly.  And she’s not pretty right now, with all her bruises…

They both got arrested, even if she needed to be hospitalized.  Later on, charges were dropped against both of them.

Andre 3000, aka Andre Benjamin was arrested this weekend for doing 109 mph in a 65 mph zone in Georgia.  He was released on a $1200 bail but will have to be back in court soon.

Clifford Harris aka T.I. will serve 366 days in jail for possessing machine guns and silencers, which was a violation of his probation linked to is 1998 conviction for crack/cocaine possession.

The rapper has already completed 1000 hours of community services, which helped reduce his sentence.  When he first got arrested, all his charges could have sent him away for over 30 years.

He will have to surrender on (but not before) May 19, 2009 to start serving his time.

Well, there were rumors of Zac Efron not being the cleanest guy on earth… Well I don’t know if he showered that day, but looking at that picture, I know for a fact he had ran out of Q-tips!

A 3-year old little girl named Mercy Jane from Malawi is waiting for her new mommy to come pick her up; Madonna is actually in southeast Africa, taking care of the last formalities before she can bring her new child home.

And in case something goes wrong and she can’t finalize the adoption, there are 5 more lined up at the orphanage ready to take Mercy’s place.

This is funny!

Here is Pharrell Williams at some McDonald’s in Paris, on his way home from a trip to Malaysia, and all the guy is asking for is a Big Mac.

Problem is; it’s 6 AM and they only serve breakfast…

Can you tell the employees are not impressed by him being a “celebrity”?

Mistake, or pure evilness; call it how you see it: Complex magazine published by mistake pictures of Kim Kardashian before they were photoshopped.  And, yes! she’s got tons of cellulite:

“So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? How many people do you think are photoshopped?  It happens all the time!  I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.  At the same time as this Complex shoot, I was gearing up for my fitness DVD and you should see my thighs now!!! Haha!”

I’m pretty sure she went home that night and cried her eyes out, pounding  down a liter of ice cream…

“I will never remarry”… or so she says, probably tired of us, paparazzis, impatient for John Mayer to pop the question.  Besides, they broke up, didn’t they?

You can read Jennifer Aniston’s full interview in OK magazine’s April issue.

I don’t know what CoverGirl’s execs think about this, but Rihanna just got 4 tattoos, representing guns, on her shoulders and ribs.  Not sexy at all!