Celeb Pulp

I don’t know how come everyone is friends with anyone when you’re a celebrity.  I just think it’s “interesting” that 3 days ago Kim Kardashian is out shopping with Sanaa Lathan, and then she’s at the skating rink with her sister Khloe and Kelly Osbourne.  Btw, I love her leggings.

There was a rumor about Kelis and Nas being separated and no one was really sure what was going on, but Vibe magazine confirmed the worse:

“One of hip hop’s most talked about married couples have split. VIBE has confirmed that Nas and Kelis are headed for a divorce. “I can confirm that she has filed for divorce,” a spokesperson for Kelis told VIBE. “We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time.” At around 3:45pm PST, high-powered attorney Laura Wasser (who has also represented Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, and Stevie Wonder) filed a divorce petition today on behalf of Kelis, citing irreconciable differences. The bombshell comes amid recent reports that the acclaimed rhymer and influential R&B vixen were expecting their first child together—a son. Kelis is currently seven months pregnant.”

That’s so sad!  Let’s hope that they can be civil to each other, for the sake of their baby boy.

Beyoncé was spotted shopping with her mom and their bodyguard in Vienna a couple days ago, wearing this super cute pair of Yves Saint Laurent silver caged boots worth more than $1500.

If one pair of shoes is worth that much, I wonder how much she spends on a shopping spree!

Okay, these two are just RIDICULOUS, it’s getting on my nerves.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back in Los Angeles, yet they still feel the need to be media-attention-whores protect themselves from swine flu wearing a mask, even when they (try to) kiss. I mean this is getting ridiculous!

First of all the virus doesn’t circulate in the air. Someone infected must be in contact with them for them to be at risk.  The flu can be transmitted through body fluids and that includes tears, and we can all see their eyes aren’t protected.

All they need to do is wash their hands, stay away from people with flu symptoms and consult a physician if they experience any symptoms themselves.

Geez, why do they have to act like such idiots all the time?

I heard Mel Gibson and his wife of 30 + years were getting a divorce, and it will probably be the most expensive divorce since Steven Spielberg.  Mel, a fervent christian, probably thought him and Robin would be together til death would do them part, and felt unnecessary to have her sign a prenup.

Anyway, she filed for divorce and today we all know why: her name is Oksana, she’s half Robin’s age and Mel is now showing her off everywhere he goes, including at Wolverine’s movie premiere yesterday.  Some people say she’s pregnant.

I don’t know if it’s true.  One thing’s for sure: this divorce is going to cost Gibson a lot of mula!

The rumors are true: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married in Pasadena, CA over the week end, and then flew to Mexico for their honeymoon, hours before the U.S. as well as all foreign governments warned their citizens to cancel their vacation or trip to Mexico due to an outbreak of swine flu, a dangerous and potentially deadly infection.

However the couple chose to continue their vacation in Mexico and took the appropriate measures to stay safe (lol)

So far over 150 people have died from it since the past couple of weeks, and more case are developing as days go by.

And so it puts to rest any rumors about their marriage being on the rocks.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, who have been unsuccessful when trying to give their 6 year-old son a sibling, decided to turn to a surrogate mother to have their wish come true.

The woman renting her womb to the couple is now expecting their twin girls.  They are due this summer.

Ever wondered why Rihanna spends so much time in Barbados?  The answer is simple: she’s backin her country to avoid being subpoena’ed by the LA court, which would force her to testify against Chris Brown.

I’m guessing that the hottie we’ve seen her wit is also a motive for her to be staying longer in her homeland.

Seems like everytime we see Lil Kim, she’s a couple shades lighter.  What’s going on ? Biggie’s mom once said that Lil Kim was a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body.  I’m startting to think she’s right.

Kim Kardashian decided to go a few shades lighter on her hair this weekend by going blond.

She was seen in Manhattan going to dinner with actress Sanaa Lathan after doing a little shopping. The two of them looked fabulous.

Kim finally admitted that she hadn’t died her hair blond, but was wearing a weave à la Beyoncé.  Really nice!

Ouch!  If we believe what Courtney Love has been twittering lately,  Pamela Anderson lives in a Malibu trailer park:

“Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”

Ouch!

And I was looking at her recent pictures… Doesn’t she look like Chucky? And it is not a compliment!

Pharrell Williams decided it was time for him to get rid of his tattoos.  The one best way to do it is laser-removal technique which actually hurts.  A lot.

And the guy has tattoos all over his arms, torso back and neck.  Boy that’s gotta be painful!