Miley Cyrus Is FAT OMG!!!!

You know what I find even more ridiculous then people calling Miley Cyrus fat….? Actually, hold on, for those of you who don’t know let me fill you in on this. So, some bikini pics of this racey underage teenager popped up on the net and people got to calling her fat. It may have been in conjunction with Miley also saying on her twitter page “i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms”.

Now with that being said, you want to know whats even more ridiculous? That this young woman in our modern day & times has the right and ability to respond to these petty remarks.

Miley wrote on her Twitter page: “Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont…even like the word,”  “those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words.”

Miley went on: “oh and ps if your thighs don’t jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. :) ” Later, she posted, “Wow. Now I’m upsetting people cause im putting down skinny girls.

Now if you’re one of those people who are applauding her saying “you go girl!”, you’re a fucking tool. Here’s why, this girl has a lot going on and a whole life ahead of her. There’s been millions if not billions of dollars invested in her as a business and if she gets into too many squabbles like this and says something dumb in the moment of anger – she could lose it all. You seen it happen to Michael Richards AKA Kramer. Now if she was somebody more like Julia Roberts or Queen Latifah, who chose to speak out about her haters in a moment of clarity, it’d be much different. However when you have a child that just responds to anything and everything without any guidance from older, wiser people… it’s just scary!

We’re Just Friends!

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston are just friends.

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Bradley denounced the rumors in a “The Hangover” (which is effin hilarious, go see it) press conference.

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Between me and you, I don’t believe it.

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Friends

chris-brown-rihanna-2009-02-08-300x300Rihanna and Chris Brown are trying to keep in touch as friends. Their reps say that there’s no chance of them hooking back up again, but they both want to keep in touch and stay friends. As part of Chris’ plea bargain he needs to stay something like 50 yards away, and while in public settings like award shows, at least 10 yards. However both Chris and Rihanna think this is completely unnecessary.

They spent over an hour on the phone together the other day after the plea bargain. There was also pictures a couple days ago of Chris entering a recording studio somewhere in Hollywood after the plea bargain.

I like happy endings as much as any one else, but seriously guys?? He beat the shit out of her?? Is this the message we want to send our society, get angry, beat ur woman, and everything will be okay?

Just yesterday I was listening to the radio in my car and I noticed they were playing Chris Brown’s song. For the longest time there was a boycott on all of his music by most radio stations in North America. When did that end? Honestly I wouldn’t know, I don’t listen to that much radio, but if it was as soon as he made the plea bargain, that’s just wack. Either boycott his music or just play it.

I’m all for second chances, but has this guy even offered a sincere apology? Has he committed to speaking out against violence against women? Has he convinced any one that this will never ever happen again?

Billy Mays R.I.P.

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Billy Mays was the Michael Jackson of infomercials.

Billy Mays has passed away at the age of 50. There has been no confirmed cause of death. He was found dead in his home by hise wife, Deborah Mays. Deborah Mays does not plan on releasing a public statement and asked for privacy.

R.I.P. Billy Mays!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

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There’s nothing that can be said in this post which hasn’t been covered already. As of the time I’m writing this, TMZ.com has 52 posts about Michael Jackson’s death while PerezHilton.com has a measly 30 posts.

All I would like to write and say on this topic is that Michael Jackson was an inspiration to many. He inspired a generation of musicians and his influence is every where. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.

CelebPulp.com does not want to make a circus out of such an important person’s death, and therefor we will  not be reporting anything other then his death and significant developments. Again, we wish his family and friends all the best in this time of grief.