And I thought something was wrong with Amber Rose. Kelis is something else; thats her at the annual Data Awards.

Now what kind of creature is this supposed to represent?

Kelis, Halloween was 3 months ago!

Here are Kanye West and Amber Rose attending a Chanel Paris fashion show yesterday… I mean, what da hell is she wearing?  A body-condom?? And, what’s wrong with her eyes?

Is it even legal to be this tasteless?  On fashion week???

Come on Amber, you’re making the American people look bad!

Seriously, when you have the dough, anything is possible; and I admire the ones who don’t only waste their money on cars and hoes, but who also sometimes spend it diligently.

So the award of the day for this goes out to John Travolta, who flew is own Boeing 707 to Haiti yesterday with 4 tons of medical supplies, a team of doctors and (of course, we should have guessed it) a team of scientologist priests to (I guess) help save souls.

Well, who cares if his church has ulterior motives; there are lives to be saved. Go Johnny-boy!

Q.: How do you know an artist is broke?

A.: When they borrow your (expensive) clothes and fail, on purpose, to return them.

Unfortunately aspiring designer Laura Dawson learned the hard away.

Ms. Dawson, who lent several pieces of her upcoming collection to former Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland, said the artist never returned them and although she tried to contact her by leaving her management team several messages, she never received a phone call back.

I guess this picture shows Kelly’s favorite arm gesture: BUH-BYE!

Poor, poor Laura.  Moral of this story is: do not lend clothes to an artist who’s broke, especially when you don’t know when they’ll feel like going on a shopping spree that they just don’t have the money for…

Now do they do it hoping to get a PeTA fanatic to throw BLOODY-RED paint at them while walking the red carpet just because they’re media attention whores?  well, I guess they’re the only ones with the answer to that.

Stripper Amber Rose and depressed boyfriend Kanye West were criticized by PeTA‘s supporters while they were in Paris for the Fashion Week, wearing real fur everywhere they went.

Dumb move…