Jessica Veterans Aren’t Glamorous Enough For Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s camp has been accused of snubbing a group of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans after their combat fatigues were deemed too scrubby to join her on stage for a “glamorous” TV special.

The 4Troops, a singing group of combat veterans, were told their camouflage gear was not fancy enough to sing with Simpson on her PBS Christmas special filmed at the Roseland Ballroom on Thursday.

A source said:

“Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpson, effectively kicked them off the show because he didn’t like what they were wearing. They were in camo pants and blazers, the same outfits they wore to sing for Gen. David Petraeus on the USS Intrepid. They were told they couldn’t perform unless they were wearing tuxedos. They waited for six hours until midnight only to be told their number with Jessica had been cut from the show. The irony was Jessica was on stage saying how much she supports and admires the troops, and the veterans were stuck in a room in the basement. Instead of enduring more humiliation, the veterans left.”

Sgt. Daniel Jens of 4Troops said:

“Joe should be ashamed of himself. I am so disappointed and angry, I threw up when I got back to my room.”

However, Jessica’s rep denies the claim with a piss poor excuse, stating:

“The song was cut due to time. Jessica wasn’t even aware. She is wholeheartedly devoted to the troops. She just returned from the Persian Gulf where she performed for and met with service men and women stationed at several different locations. The military was the source of inspiration for her entire Christmas album, so much so that she recorded a duet for the album with a USS Harry Truman sailor.”

Ken Paves Dumps Long Time BFF Jessica Simpson As A Client!

Jessica Simpson has long had trouble with men, but it seems it’s costing her her friendships as well!  That can’t be good…

According to sources:

“Ken is sick of her cycle of dumping friends when she’s with a guy. She smothers guys and they dump her. Then she goes back to Ken.”

Every girl has been there before…when we were 16.  Maybe Jess is still having trouble balancing the two because she has the maturity level of an idiot teenager.  It’s possible.

Jessica Simpson on Vanity Fair’s cover

Jessica Simpson on June 09's Vanity Fair

Here is Jessica Simpson on the cover of the next Vanity Fair issue, photoshopped like never before.  It’s been worked on so much, they couyld be sued for misrepresentation!

Jessica Simpson on June 09's Vanity Fair

The funniest part is I guess the interview:

“Jessica seemed nervous. Her hands trembled. She ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. It seemed to calm her. She didn’t want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that’s all I could think of—it gilded each question in my mind: What are you working on now [that you’re fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?”

LOL!  For more of the interview, click here.

Jessica Simpson on June 09's Vanity Fair