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Lindsay Lohan: Powerless & Broke

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.Lindsay Lohan’s probation report says the actress admits to feeling powerless about being an addict and that she needs to work on her issues to save her life.

Judge Elden Fox received the report before ordering Lindsay to remain at the Betty Ford Center until January 3, giving her a break by not sending her to jail.

The probation report, relaying information from one of Lindsay’s doctors, reads: “The defendant was motivated to look at some of the problems in her life, however, there was some denial regarding her drug addiction. He feels that the longer the defendant is at the Betty Ford Center the better.

The report states: “After the positive drug test with the probation department, Mr. Richman indicates the defendant finally began to talk about feeling powerless  and about being an addict. He states the defendant needs ongoing treatment and has a lot of growing up to do.

“She must make several changes in her life in order to succeed, especially coming from a family of dysfunction.” Lindsay told one of her caregivers that she cannot remain at Betty Ford because she’s broke.

According to the report: “She indicates that she cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and she needs to work. The defendant stated her clothing line is falling apart because she is not available to monitor the product. “

Lindsay also told them she is scheduled to start shooting a movie November 10.

Dina Lohan Shopping New Show…

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Ugh! Please tell me that no one will touch this! The last thing we need is to feed this family with anymore attention than I am right now! They all need to get their act together – this is just another way to make a quick buck for Dina while Lindsay is in rehab and unable to pay for her mothers lifestyle. It’s called get a real job, bitch!

According to Kikster, Dina (along with Lindsay’s siblings) is planning on visiting Lindsay in rehab, and has put the ball in motion to not only sell photos of the family gathering, but also using it to sell a REALITY SHOW. Congratulations Dina, you have made Michael Lohan look like a good parent today. Hope you’re proud of yourself.

I find it so sad that this family can’t get it together for long enough to realize the shit they pull is completely insane. I don’t even have sympathy for them anymore. I pity them. So sad. Lindsay was my favorite actress growing up – I could quote her every line in The Parent Trap. And Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen? Don’t get me started on the epic masterpiece that shaped me during my formative years (ok, it was really last summer, but still). Mean Girls was actually my high school anthem and I can’t help but wish Lindsay would sit her mom down and just tell her to stop using her. It’s really pathetic.

Oh my God two Lohan posts in one morning.  They’re slowly sucking my soul.

Lindsay Lohan Attempts Rehab Escape For Coke!

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According to Radar – Lindsay Lohan attempted to sneak out of rehab to go to a nearby medical center and score some coke – from the vending machine!  Yes, I’m purposely misleading.

They say:

“In a tale so bizarre it is almost unbelievable, RadarOnline.com has confirmed the Hollywood wild child attempted to flee the Betty Ford grounds to sneak into the nearby Eisenhower Medical Center, in a bid to buy a soda from a vending machine. Lohan’s rouse was almost pulled off if it wasn’t for her accomplice, another patient, whose clothing got caught on the fence.”

At the Betty Ford Center in Racho Mirage, CA, where Lohan is currently seeking treatment for multiple substance abuse issues, they are not allowed luxuries such as soda or television.  GOOD RIDDANCE!

And I told myself I’d never write about a Lohan.  Damn them.