This is pure genius. Lindsay Lohan, who recently got dumped and publicly humiliated by Samantha Ronson and her clan, created a eHarmony profile and posted it on funnyordie.com. It’s absolutely hilarious!
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Lindsay Lohan goes back to red
She’s broke, she can’t get a job, she’s got drug/alcohol problems and latest news is Sam Ronson dumped her sorry ass. So what does Lindsay Lohan do? She gets a new ‘do!
I was kinda tired of the strawberry blond anyway. I like red on her better.
Lindsay denied entrance at Ronson party
Lindsay Lohan has been, once again, humiliated in front of the public eye.
Samantha Ronson‘s twin sister Charlotte (who happens to hate Lilo) was hosting a party to celebrate the launch of her new clothing line and Sam was DJ’ing at the party.
Without Sam knowing about it, the whole Ronson clan gave strict orders to security: Lindsay was not allowed on the premises. Of course Lohan showed up and was roughed out by the bouncers.
So she spent the night arguying with them, then went to sit and cry in her car…
I feel sorry for this chick. Lucky for her, Sam went home to her and dried her tears. She’s probably livid now that she knows what her family has done her girlfriend.
Celebs partying on SuperBowl XLIII week end
Wyclef Jean was getting his freak on during a ESPN the magazine party on the SuperBowl XLIII week end.
Lil Wayne chilling in the VIP section of the ESPN the Magazine party
Samantha Ronson (without Lilo) and the Madden brothers, Joel and Benji, at SuperBowl XLIII
DJ AM scratching and entertainting, looking healthy.
Even Paris Hilton was there to celebrate at SuperBowl XLIII. And this time, she wore a bra! You think she ran into her ex Benji while she was there?
Lindsay Lohan getting thinner
Although she claims there’s no trouble in paradise for herself and Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been losing a lot of weight lately, so much that it’s not even funny anymore.
New diet or new disorder?