Ginormous Jessica Simpson

fat Jessica Simpson

OMG, Jessica Simpson got so FAT!

I mean partying and drinking til wee-in-the-morning probably doesn’t help.

Plus, word on the street is that Tony Romo is getting sick of her partying all the time is thinking about dumping the fat blond.

I guess it’ll give her a reason to do another People magazine cover!

Fatso Jessica Simpson

Carrie Underwood’s new squeeze

Carrie Underwood is dating Ottawa Sens' Mike Fisher

It’s official: country bombshell Carrie Underwood is now dating Ottawa Senators’ Mike Fisher.

Seems like she’s over Tony Romo for real.  Maybe his (not so new anymore) girlfriend Jessica Simpson can feel/act a little more secure now and quit busting our chops with her “Tony’s the love of my life” act…

Tony Romo faints like a girl

I don’t know if he was trying to divert the attention of the media… I mean Tony Romo sucked at the Cowboys’ last game of the season this past Sunday. And they lost too.

Anyway, according to People magazine, the “star” quarter-back collapsed while in the shower, causing chaos in the team’s locker room, and having girlfriend Jessica Simpson running to come rescue him (argh!):

“Shocked, players started yelling for help and pushing back reporters after Romo suddenly fell, likely due to a rib injury incurred late in the game, A stretcher was brought in by the medical team, but Romo was helped to his feet and able to walk into the training room.

When asked about the incident later, Romo, 28, told the paper, “Um, you know, I was just a little banged up, I guess. I’ve got to play better. The team’s got to play better. We didn’t play good this December. That’s obviously the story.”

Whatever. Go home with your chick Tony.  You could faint a thousand times, we all know you sucked this season.

Carrie Underwood vs Jessica Simpson; Catfight!

<p>in love with John Mayer</p>

in love with John Mayer

<p>in love with Tony Romo</p>

in love with Tony Romo

This is a never-ending fight where Jessica Simpson needs to constantly reassure the world (but mostly herself) that her new beau Tony Romo loves her and only her.  She claims he’s the love of her life and that she’s never been so happy.  She switched to country music.  She even changed emails and phone numbers to cut all ties with her exes… Seems like a one-way relationship to me.

Romo’s ex girlfriend, real country singer Carrie Underwood still maintains that although she doesn’t pick up the phone, he still calls her all the time.  A close friend commented on the love-triangle to OK! magazine:
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate.  She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”