Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal – The Proof!

Here is a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal with little miss Taylor Swift, proving they are indeed the world’s most random couple.  Adorbs, but random.  Although reports have speculated they are actually dating, this photo in its entirety seems like a group outing.  I just can’t seem to imagine how they’d run in the same circles.  Either way, they’re hot together so props, Miss Swift, for nabbing one of the hottest a-listers in HoWood.  Can’t wait to hear what she’ll write about him for her next album when he breaks her heart.

Matt Damon Welcomes Little Girl!

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana, have their hands full. The couple, already raising three children, welcomed a girl, Stella Zavala Damon, who was born on Wednesday in New York.

“Mom and baby are both healthy,” says Damon’s rep. “The whole family is thrilled.”

Damon, 40, and Luciana, 35, wed in 2005 and have two children together – Isabella, 4, and Gia, 2. Luciana also has a daughter, Alexia, from a previous marriage.

Katy Perry & Russell Brand Make It Official!

Signed, sealed, consumated!  Katy Perry & Russell Brand are officially official!  The couple tied the knot in India this past Saturday, confirmed by their rep, who had this to say:

“The very private and spiritual ceremony, attended by the couples’ closest family and friends was performed by a Christian minister and longtime friend of the Hudson Family. The backdrop was the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India.”

I think it’s quite nice that they’re married.  They’re just this random, but adorable couple who really seem in love.  I also found it nice that it was a Christian ceremony, but done in a typical bharat fashion.  A bharat is a traditional Indian wedding ceremony.

the bridegroom and his male relatives and friends walk to the spot where the bride awaits. The bridegroom is often on a white horse, but an elephant is considered an even grander, more magnificent mode of transportation – the maharajas, or Indian royals, traditionally arrived at weddings on elephants.

The sound of Indian instruments – including the sitar, the santoor, the tabla and kettle drums – and the singing of traditional Rajasthani folk musicians could be heard from deep inside the Aman-i-Khas resort, along with some sacred Vedic chanting and the occasional burst of applause and cheering by the guests.

At the entrance, the trees lining the path into the venue were lit up with white and gold lights.

So sweet and exciting!!

Katy & Russell’s Wedding Underway

With the size of their respective egos, no one should be surprised that Russell Brand and his fiancee Katy Perry are staging outrageously lavish celebrations for their wedding in India. The all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza for 85 friends starts today and lasts until the ceremony this weekend.

According to a source, Mizz Perry has written a set of 5 Commandments that will take place once their nups have been completed:

● The First Commandment: ­neither of them is allowed to go to a nightclub without the other.
● The Second Commandment: they must phone each other every night before 11pm.
● The Third Commandment: they are banned from ­getting ‘overly drunk’ — which will affect only Perry (Brand has found her heavy ­drinking hard to deal with).
● The Fourth Commandment: there must be no ­contact with ex-lovers — particularly onerous for Brand as he has claimed to have been a sex addict, sleeping with hundreds of ­groupies, plus prostitutes and many others including Kate Moss. ­Charmingly, he admits that he has no recollection of the majority of them.
● The Fifth Commandment: when dealing with fans, there is to be nothing more than a photo and an autograph – no kissing, hugging or rubbing allowed – presumably for the avoidance of temptation.

The white embossed invitations say: ‘Please allow seven days for this event.’ Guests will start arriving at the Rambagh Palace from today and will enjoy several days of revelry until the ceremony on Saturday.

It’s thought there will be at least five different parties — including an outdoor festival complete with ­gorgeously decorated tents in the Rajasthan desert resort of Aman-i-Khas — in the run-up to the big day.

Perry will have her hands ­decorated with henna tattoos in a traditional Indian pre-wedding ritual. Guests will go on tiger and gazelle-spotting safaris, as the resort sits on the edge of the ­Ranthambore National Park.

The centrepiece, though, will be the beautiful Rambagh Palace, known as ‘the jewel of Jaipur’, in whose beautiful gardens the ­ceremony will be set.

Beyonce Is Pregnant?!?

According to US Weekly, Beyonce has had quite a surprise: a baby!  A source close to the JayZ’s wifey says:

“B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet, she really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again. This is a gift from God and she’s so happy.”

Friends of the couple are already expressing their well-wishes for the parents-to-be:

Says record executive Kevin Liles, who has known Jovah for years:

“Jay has been all about family since I met him, and he’s always going to be. I wish them the best.”

Bey’s younger sister, Solange, who is already a mom, agrees:

“She’s got the most beautiful heart. She’ll be a great mom.”

While the news hasn’t been publicly announced by the couple or confirmed by any reps, US has a good reputation for reporting facts.  We hope she’s knocked up though, babies are always exciting!

UPDATE:  While on Ellen yesterday, Beyonce’s mama, Tina Knowles, denied rumors the singer is pregnant, stating:

“I heard that but I’m here to clear the rumors up. The truth is that’s it’s not Beyoncè that’s pregnant. It’s me.

I’m kidding y’all. I’m 56. No, no it’s not true. Not right now. I’m looking forward to it. With all the rumors, by now I should have five or six grandchildren.”