Heather Mills is trying to stay relevant, everyone.

She is finally saying good riddance to the former Beatle and wishes “his three girlfriends the best of luck.”

Oooh, snide comments….not that we’re not used to that, right?

Before she said goodbye to Paul, she doused his attorney with water to “baptize” her.

Now wasn’t that nice of her?

London’s High Court announced earlier today that Heather Mills would be getting $48.6 million of Paul McCartney’s money.

And she’s a very happy, rich woman now. She was quoted earlier today saying that she was just happy that it’s all over with and that her and her daughter’s futures are taken care of.

She reportedly quibbled about the couple’s daughter Beatrice ONLY receiving $70,000 a year, though. Because you know, $48.6 million is just a drop in the bucket, right?!?? She was rumored to have said something about “Paul taking A Class while his daughter is in B Class.”

She went on to say that she is going to fight the fact that the judgment and all of its details are going to be made public because it contains very private and personal information about her and her daughter.

Mucca, you’re always going to be Mucca, so just “let it be.”