Heidi Montag reminds me of a 2008 Skanky Barbie, complete with funky zebra outfit, a bangle, and the frizzy ‘do. Or, she could be what would’ve spawned if Farrah Fawcett and Mr. Ed procreated.

Your choice.

Well, Heidi Montag is carving out a real name for herself…..and that’s not a good thing, when the name is idiot!

Supposedly, producers gave her a copy of a Britney Spears reject, by the name of “Dramatic”, that she put her stank on. Seriously. It’s a “duet” because Heidi karaoked her garbage over Britney’s singing. I hope Britney sues her.

This song hurts my ears to listen to. You can hear Heidi kill this song, here.

Make it stop, make it stop!!!

Someone needs to tell this girl that her music really sucks and she just plain doesn’t have the talent to be a singer.