Celeb Pulp

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

Paris Hilton and current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are simply disgusting.
The couple, who was partying the best way they knew how on Elton John’s yacht in Cannes got kicked out of the boat for their misconduct by Elton’s beau himself.
I have nothing against PDAs but when it comes to them showing some, it makes me throw up in my mouth.
As for being media-whores, Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt have serious competition.

Black Out, Heidi Pratt’s new single, just got release and it is DREDFULLY PAINFUL to watch/listen to.

Plus, just from the number of angles her boobs and ass were filmed in, you can easily tell her husband Spencer Pratt is the one who produced it.  She looks like such a skank!

Playboy magazine is ready to pay half a million dollars to have Heidi Montag posing naked in their magazine.

Apparently it’s a wedding gift to her new hubby Spencer…   Anyway I think it’s a gift for every man who’s gonna end up buying the issue she’ll be in.

She looks great even before she’s photoshopped.

Okay, these two are just RIDICULOUS, it’s getting on my nerves.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back in Los Angeles, yet they still feel the need to be media-attention-whores protect themselves from swine flu wearing a mask, even when they (try to) kiss. I mean this is getting ridiculous!

First of all the virus doesn’t circulate in the air. Someone infected must be in contact with them for them to be at risk.  The flu can be transmitted through body fluids and that includes tears, and we can all see their eyes aren’t protected.

All they need to do is wash their hands, stay away from people with flu symptoms and consult a physician if they experience any symptoms themselves.

Geez, why do they have to act like such idiots all the time?

The rumors are true: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married in Pasadena, CA over the week end, and then flew to Mexico for their honeymoon, hours before the U.S. as well as all foreign governments warned their citizens to cancel their vacation or trip to Mexico due to an outbreak of swine flu, a dangerous and potentially deadly infection.

However the couple chose to continue their vacation in Mexico and took the appropriate measures to stay safe (lol)

So far over 150 people have died from it since the past couple of weeks, and more case are developing as days go by.

Remember Joan Van Ark, that hot chick from Knot Landing back in the 80s?  Don’t you think she looks like Heidi Montag – or the opposite since she’s old enough to be her grandma?

But thinking about what Joan looks like now… If I was Heidi I’d be scared!

Speidi on their honeymoon in Cabo…  Here’s a little eye candy for those out there who felt their heart sink when Heidi Montag married jobless Spencer Pratt. (more…)

The Hills‘ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Cabo San Lucas last week. Apparently blondie didn’t even bother telling her dad, Bill Montag, who said about the rumors of his daughter getting married:

“I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!… Then we just have to have another wedding here!”

And Spencer was nice for once… while he pronounced his vows:

“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the Earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

Boy, I didn’t realize this guy had a heart.  It makes him less attractive all of a sudden!  Well, now that he rehearsed, he’ll be able to do it again in front of Heidi’s family, just like Bill said. They all hate him so much… should be fun!

Bootylicious Kim Kardashian will guest star on CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, along with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  She is already on set with them, and apparently ecstatic to be:

“I am beyond exited to be taping an episode of How I Met Your Mother.  I absolutely love the show and am thrilled for this fabulous opportunity.”

Craig Thomas, one of the creators/executive producers of the show had already confirmed the news for Heidi and Spencer:

“We can confirm that Heidi and Spencer will appear on the show, but we can’t give away anything specific about the episode. All we can say is that they play themselves, and one of them is ‘The Mother’.”

The episode will air in January.

… Or is The Hills‘ star just seeking more attention on herself and christian to the bone boyfriend Spencer Pratt?

We all know Heidi Montag and her controlling man are media-whores, but come on!  Find someone else to get in a fight about how your guy likes to pull your strings or something…  Much more fun!

Staged photo ops of these two clowns earned them three million dollars in two years.

All that posing in matching outfits and staged “candid” shots of them taking that first bite together and so on, must have paid off. They must not know or care how much they’re hated because they’re pocketing a lot of cash to be douchebags.

Since coupling up on The Hills two years ago, the pair have raked in about $3 million from their TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.” Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer, who is also Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future. “My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”

Really??!? An Oscar? Come on, Heidi, get real. There’s some serious talent out in Hollywood and you both are just plain dorks. Get over yourselves. What we really wanna know is, how do you make so much bank and be so oblivious to how dumb the world thinks you are?