Celeb Pulp

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

Apparently Britney Spears spends as much as she makes.  According to TMZ.com, from the $11,5 Million she made last year, her dad spent conservatorship reported $10 Million in expenses:

“From March to December Brit blew $447,633.69 on security alone. Six months of household repairs and maintenance ran her $49,387.22.
Britney also spent $625,000 to pay Kevin Federline’s lawyers, as ordered by the courts. In the docs, the payments are referred to as “Federline Fees.”
K-Fed ain’t doin too bad either — from March to December, Britney kicked over $178,818.00 in child support payments.
Grand total expenses for Brit between Feb. and December — $10,116,678.23.”

I guess being rich and staying rich is too different things…

Britney Spears‘ album is selling like crazy, she’s back to being normal and she’s ready to go on a world tour with the insanely sexy Pussycat Dolls opening for her.

But Brit-Brit decided she’ll cancel the whole thing if her two sons can’t come with her on tour.

No babies, no shows.

Papa Spears is discussing with babydaddy’s lawyers.  Apparently Kevin Federline doesn’t mind her going with the boys but them lawyers had to butt-in.

We’ll keep you posted!

Kevin Federline isn’t rapping anymore… he’s too busy eating like a pig!  What a loser.  The more weight Britney looses, the more K-Fed gains some.  Karma?

Anyway I guess getting 38K a month for spousal/child support and not having a job will do that to ya.  Fridge is always full and there’s nothing else to do but eat.

Britney Spears is everywhere!  But at least she looks decent now…

Here’s a sneakpeek of some of Britney’s pictures taken for the December 11th edition of the Rolling Stone magazine.  She discusses her “resurrection”, her father having conservatorship of all her assets, her divorce from loser Kevin Federline and her beautiful sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, who have potty mouths now thanks to their father according to the pop princess:

“They’re starting to learn words like ’stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes.  He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

Ouch!

Word on the streets is that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are currently seeking counselling so they could eventually move back in together to raise their sons Sean Preston (3) and Jayden James (2) together as a family.

A source even told the National Enquirer: “She’s never stopped loving Kevin or hoping they’d get back together. Kevin still loves Britney, too, and if all goes well after six months of counselling they’ll move back in together with the boys.”  Part of the counselling is to go on casual date with the other parent, something Britney is excited about (which I really don’t believe).

BAD IDEA!  I think dumping this loser was the best thing she did.  After all her decline ever since she got in her life.  Now that our Brit is getting better, he should definitely leave her alone.

Kevin Federline made it clear to Paris Hilton that he didn’t want her anywhere near his baby-mama #2, Britney Spears.

According to someone who was there when Kev and Paris bumped into each other at Lavo Supper Club in Vegas, she was being nice asking how Britney was doing.  Kevin then gave her a cold warning; she should stay away from his ex-wife and their children because for their sake, he doesn’t want Brit to go back to her crazy behavior, which he thinks Paris enabled.

Well I know at least one person Paris will never talk to again!

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Kevin Federline was partying it up at Mansion over the weekend in Miami, where he was friendly to everyone and seemed to be in a cheerful mood. He told fellow partygoers that he plans on releasing a new album soon with the first track being called, “Daddy’s home”. I guess he’s really trying to play on the fact that no one thinks he’s a douchebag anymore because Britney Spears went crazy. He must also think he really is father of the year just because Prive said so….(in the kitchen, no less.)

Sources say that K-Fed has some rockin’ “complicated” dance moves. How about that one where he’s dancing off with a lot of Britney’s money? Have you seen that one yet? It’s coming, I’m sure.

Kevin Federline has been named Father of the Year. And yes, you can take with as much weight as Dina Lohan receiving the Mother of the Year award.

K-Fed is set to host a party at Prive on June 13th when he’ll receive his award.

Last November, Details magazine proclaimed him father of the year, also. What kind of koolaid are these guys drinking?

Kevin Federline and his family are mourning the loss of Kevin’s uncle Steve. Apparently, he recently passed away following a long battle with cancer.

A source close to the family says, “The whole family is very sad but at least he is out of his pain now.”

RIP, Steve.

When Kevin Federline’s shark attorney wanted Britney Spears to fork over $500,000+ for his legal fees, Jamie Spears stepped in and had something to say about it.

Now, the court has deemed the Toxic singer to have to pay $375,000 in his legal fees. Her lawyer had a point, she said that K-Fed left a $2,000 tip on a check that was less than $400.00, he should be able to afford his own legal fees. And him and Jamie Spears are in cahoots to open their own Mexican restaurant with Britney’s cash, so the whole thing seems just weird to me.

Dude, get off your butt and stop being known as the richest slacker alive already. Get a real job!

AND, at least Britney CAN act!