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Lindsay Lohan on eHarmony

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

This is pure genius. Lindsay Lohan, who recently got dumped and publicly humiliated by Samantha Ronson and her clan, created a eHarmony profile and posted it on funnyordie.com.  It’s absolutely hilarious!

Lindsay Lohan goes back to red

Lindsay Lohan goes auburn

She’s broke, she can’t get a job, she’s got drug/alcohol problems and latest news is Sam Ronson dumped her sorry ass. So what does Lindsay Lohan do?  She gets a new ‘do!

I was kinda tired of the strawberry blond anyway. I like red on her better.

Lindsay denied entrance at Ronson party

Desperate Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been, once again, humiliated in front of the public eye.

Samantha Ronson’s twin sister Charlotte (who happens to hate Lilo) was hosting a party to celebrate the launch of her new clothing line and Sam was DJ’ing at the party.

Without Sam knowing about it, the whole Ronson clan gave strict orders to security: Lindsay was not allowed on the premises.  Of course Lohan showed up and was roughed out by the bouncers.

So she spent the night arguying with them, then went to sit and cry in her car…

I feel sorry for this chick.  Lucky for her, Sam went home to her and dried her tears.  She’s probably livid now that she knows what her family has done her girlfriend.

Lindsay Lohan’s fabulous boots

Lilo's awesome boots

Well, I don’t know where she got these boots, but Lindsay Lohan seems to be setting new trends with her weird-yet-avant-garde flat cowboy/gladiator open-toe boots.

Anyway apparently she gets high on  red-bull & coke (notice her drink)  A study showed that drinking too much of it gets you as high as if you were on cocaine.

… No wonder why she loves it!

Lindsay Lohan posing half-naked

Lindsay Lohan by Hedi Slimane

Lindsay Lohan shed a lot of weight these past few months, but photograph Hedi Slimane was still able to make her look gorgeous on these pictures.

Lindsay Lohan by Hedi Slimane

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Ali Lohan growing up way too fast

Ali Lohan trying to look 25 rather than 15

Ali Lohan (Lindsay’s baby sister) is “trying to grow” way too fast, looking all sexy on her latest photo shoot.

I mean when the kid grows 3 inch taller in one month, it’s not really something you can control, so it’s fine.  But when we look at a 15 year old trying to look like she’s 25, then something is definitely wrong.

And that’s exactly what’s going on with Ali.

Celebs partying on SuperBowl XLIII week end

Wyclef Jean at SuperBowl XLIII
Wyclef Jean
was getting his freak on during a ESPN the magazine party on the SuperBowl XLIII week end.

Lil Wayne at SuperBowl XLIII
Lil Wayne chilling in the VIP section of the ESPN the Magazine party

Samantha Ronson and the Madden brothers at SuperBowl XLIII

Samantha Ronson (without Lilo) and the Madden brothers, Joel and Benji, at SuperBowl XLIII

DJ AM at SuperBowl XLIII

DJ AM scratching and entertainting, looking healthy.

Paris Hilton at SuperBowl XLIII

Even Paris Hilton was there to celebrate at SuperBowl XLIII. And this time, she wore a bra!  You think she ran into her ex Benji while she was there?

Lindsay Lohan getting thinner

Skinny Lilo

Although she claims there’s no trouble in paradise for herself and Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been losing a lot of weight lately, so much that it’s not even funny anymore.

New diet or new disorder?

Lilo sets the record straight

DJ Samantha Ronson and actress Lindsay Lohan did not break up

After rumors surfaced (again) that Lindsay Lohan and Samatha Ronson were over, Lilo decided to set the record straight about the status of their relationship on her MySpace:

RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

Can’t be clearer than that!



Disney’s Demi Lovato suspicious scars

Demi Lovato, best known for her role as Mitchie Torres on the Disney Channel Original Movie “Camp Rock“, might have some issues.

Notice the marks on her wrists? They look like self-mutilation marks.  Yet she’s all smile in front of the cameras…

Is it a disease that Disney kids catch as soon as they get hired? I mean, first Lindsay, then Britney, now Demi…  I guess making too much money at such a young age can do that to someone.

Samantha playing dentist on Lindsay

The lovely couple were spotted in Washington DC where Samantha Ronson had a DJ gig. Her and Lindsay Lohan got pretty confortable in the DJ booth.

Come on Lindsay! Let go of your phone, Sam wants some attention!

There you go!

Lindsay Lohan attacked for wearing fur

As Lindsay Lohan was entering the VIP room in a club in Paris, PETA activists threw flour over her head, which made Samantha Ronson furious.  She said on her blog:

“I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night.
Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across.
Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????”

Sam’s got a point here.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were also picked on a few days ago by PETA members, but they got off easy with only a mini demonstration against them.

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