May 3

Besides trying to work with Timbaland to get “street cred” on a new album, Lindsay Lohan has been tapped to star in the season finale of Ugly Betty.
I guess the makers of Ugly Betty saw what stunt casting can do for ratings, so they decided that it’s LiLo’s time.
She found work everyone!
April 28



Those shoes just need to go already. I think I hate them more than I do Britney’s boots…and that’s saying a lot.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted out shopping in West Hollywood earlier today. Hope she got a new pair of shoes in that bag somewhere, because those are tired looking already.
She really needs to lay off the self-tanner, too, she’s looking pretty haggard.
March 28

Lindsay Lohan is set to star as one of Charles Manson’s cult followers, Nancy Pitman, in the new movie Manson Girls.
Will YOU watch it?
March 26

DJ Mark Ronson has turned his nose up at the opportunity to work with Lindsay Lohan, according to sources.
He didn’t actually turn his nose up at her, but he did say that he prefers to work with real musicians and groups of singers and her musical talents aren’t “his thing.”
Even though LiLo and his sister Samantha are good friends, that didn’t sway the DJ.
Mark needs to become a model or something, because he’s just a handsome devil.
March 23

Lindsay Lohan’s grandmother lost control of her Nissan and ended up in the hospital this evening. Marilyn Lohan, Michael’s mother and Lindsay’s grandmother, swerved to avoid an oncoming vehicle and crashed her car.
She was taken to the hospital and released several hours later.
If that’s not bad enough, Lindsay’s grandfather is also in the hospital. Say a prayer for the Lohans tonight, they need it.
February 18

Here is Lindsay Lohan’s recreating Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” for New York magazine. Who does Lilo think she is?? She is no Marilyn, let me tell ya! But here she is anyway, no movie coming out, no CD being released, the rehab story getting old. So Lilo has taken matters into her own hands. This is how she gets press. Oh Lilo…..just go and take a drink and make out with some random guy!! There was word that Linds got the snub from Leo DiCaprio last…hehehe!
January 3

Big Surprise here, Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon! I would have never saw that one coming! Lindsay was seen over the weekend hooking up with three different men. Yes you read that right, not one, not two but three men! And then on New Years Eve she was photographed chugging back champagne. Really, Lilo to stay sober you should not hang out in clubs where people are drinking…it seems logical. But not to worry Lilo’s rep says that she was able to see what she was doing was wrong and call her sponsor and is now on the right track once more. For some reason I am not really believing this bs but well I guess relapse is part of recovery. But wasn’t Lilo is rehab 3 times last year??
December 24

Linday Lohan’s ex has definitely sold her out. Riley Giles has sold the story of his and Lilo’s love to a UK gossip rag. Apparently Lilo is a crazy nymph and has replaced coke with sex. Giles said that Lind’s would want to go at it numerous times during the day and then giver’ all night long. Really like he was complaining. I am sure the guy was lovin’ it. And know that him and the Lind’s at over he is missing the all day and night sex marathons. But the two talk every day. I am sure Lilo won’t be calling him anymore or maybe she will nothing like a good sex scandal to get you back in the news. We can’t have those Spear’s sisters taking over for long can we?? I think not.
December 1

Lindsay Lohan is once again a single gal. Reports are out that Lilo and b/f Riley Giles are over. The two met while in rehab earlier this year. ( I thought you weren’t supposed to date while you are getting sober??) Giles is a 25 year old snowboarder and apparently Lilo’s Dad thought he was a great guy. Really I think that rehab is not the place to go looking for love but whatever works for you Lilo. Oh well, now Lindsay can spend more time on her career and looking good.
November 15

Lindsay Lohan’s slipped in and then back out again. Lilo spent a total of 84 mintues in jail this morning. I feel better knowing that she has served her time. Really only 84 mintues for getting all coked up and driving? Who says there isn’t special treatment for stars? Lilo actually spent more time in the slammer that Nicole Richie did earlier this, well only 2 minutes more. Why did Paris have to spend so much time on the inside??