Celeb Pulp

It’s been confirmed by her lawyer that Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown on June 22nd.

“The District Attorney has advised me that she will be subpoenaed to testify. I will accept on her behalf. She will appear in court, and if asked to testify, she will do so.
Rihanna is doing fine. She’s monitoring closely the proceedings of this case. She is continuing with her career and moving on with her life and doing great.”

If convicted, Brown could spend up to 4 years in prison.

Both Rihanna and Lady GaGa confirmed to the media that they weren’t responsible for the Silly Boy song, although it was on Kanye West’s official website.

So if it wasn’t her, what is she planning to get back at Chris?

Rihanna is supposedly firing back at Chris Brown in response to the pictures that were leaked to the media this weekend.  If you ask me, between writing a diss-track and leaking naked pictures to get revenge, I think the pictures are way worse.

Click here to hear her new joint Silly Boy, produced by Kanye West and featuring Lady GaGa.  Too little, too late.

Well, well, well.  Either Rihanna tried to upstage Cassie’s titi-pics, or she’s got an ex-boyfriend trying real hard to get back at her for ruining his career by calling the cops on him after he whooped her ass.

Speaking of ass, make sure there are no children around when you open the naughty pictures (more…)

Rihanna’s reps denied all the rumors about the bajan sensation going on a North American tour this fall.  And, as if they wanted to prove a point, they also cancelled a show she had scheduled in Dubai next week.

She might look like she’s doing well, but apparently she’s not well enough to perform.

Is that so?  She will probably change her tune when she realizes she’s broke all over again.

Rihanna was out at the Costume Gala wearing this ridiculous outfit.  Okay, it’s really the sleeves that made it look so hideous.

Her hair looked much better than when she had that Michael Jackson thing going on.  I guess it’s her way to let the public know she’s doing better.

Ever wondered why Rihanna spends so much time in Barbados?  The answer is simple: she’s backin her country to avoid being subpoena’ed by the LA court, which would force her to testify against Chris Brown.

I’m guessing that the hottie we’ve seen her wit is also a motive for her to be staying longer in her homeland.

What do Katy Perry and Rihanna have in common?  They both broke up with their famous boyfriends and they both had to live their break-up in the spotlight.  So I’m guessing they can relate to one another.  Here they are, enjoying the sun in Barbados, RiRi’s homeland.

Apparently Rihanna is going on a North American tour this fall.  Ciara and Keyshia Cole’s agents are currently negocitating with RiRi’s, hoping they will open for her.

I guess she’s really over the drama!

Is Rihanna biting The King of Pop?

Yup, she definitely is.

Ike Turner Chris Brown was back in court today, and he pleaded not guilty to the charges against him, i.e “assault” and “making criminal threats”.

Rihanna wasn’t there but her lawyer was kind enough to answer all the reporters questions, his bottomline being that RiRi wants it to be over quickly, and doesn’t want to testify but will cooperate if ordered to.

I don’t know if she doesn’t have the time to see her hairstylist, or if she’s been lazy since she got her ass whooped… Whatever the reason is, Rihanna is walking around looking like a crazy person.

Her hair is a mess and she doesn’t seem ashamed.  It’s horrible! (more…)