Celeb Pulp

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

To pitch for this company you have to fill up at least one of the two requirements:  either you are a has-been or your lack of talent, or dumb looks, or both, gave you your 15 minutes of fame at some point.

Sanjaya Malakar’s hair cut and off-key singing got him a contract for adds with Nationwide Insurance.  The add is pretty funny actually; a wiseman tells him he needs insurance and a new haircut.

Before him, Kevon Federline, MC Hammer and Fabio made adds for Nationwide Insurance.

No kidding.