Celeb Pulp

Well, being young and sexy isn’t always a good thing.  Sienna Miller knows a thing or two about that!

No, we’re not talking her losing points in popularity for dating still-married-and-father-of-four Balt Getty.  Cause, quick update, she’s still seeing him.

Sienna, who was to share the lead of Ridley Scott’s Nottingham with Russell Crowe, was fired because she’s too young and too thin, which would emphasize Crowe’s weight and age.

Poor girl’s gonna have to review her 2009 budget.  I guess Getty will have to keep on playing sugardaddy.

Our national homewrecker Sienna Miller has found another man to put her claws in.  Only this time he’s not married; I guess the Balthazar Getty publicity made her consider this important detail when looking for a new man.  Actor Josh Hartnett (30) is the lucky one.

The two were spotted together at the Shoreditch House in London.  A source revealed:

“They definitely looked like a couple – and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening – there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

Hmm. It almost sounds serious.  I hope Slevin knows what he’s getting into.  Won’t be long before she moves on to the next taken man.

We all thought homewrecker Sienna Miller was never gonna let go of still-married-to-Rosetta-Millington Balthazar Getty.

While at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London, she told Us Weekly:

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that.  It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Yeah right! Is this a plan to try and have an undercover relationship with Getty?  Come to think of it, I don’t think she could keep anything undercover.

Perhaps she’s now interested in some other married guy with less baggage?  It’s only a matter of time before Serial Miller gets her claws into her next victim…

After Ridley Scott’s movie “Nottingham” was put on hold because of the writer’s strike, the cast finally got the good news: the shooting is about to resume.

Russell Crowe and Sienna Miller both have the main characters’ roles in this story, which is kind of the parallel of Robin Hood’s as the Nottingham Sheriff was his arch-enemy.

Last I heard, Russell was happily married…  Let’s hope he won’t fall under Serial Miller’s spell after she’s done with her still married lover Balthazar Getty.

Our national home-wrecker Sienna Miller was ambushed by a bunch of paparazzi’s while she was coming out of the gym yesterday in Los Angeles.

She actually made a complete fool of herself trying to hid her face.

It’s pointless and graceless to hide her face like that.  Anyway, we saw her boobs online already.

Sources reveal that Sienna Miller has finally said yes to marrying Rhys Ifans. After only three times of trying. He first proposed to her in August of last year when he sent her a text message, saying “Marry the misfit.”

After that, on his second attempt, he proposed at her 26th birthday party in December, hiding a ring underneath a bunch of presents.

This time, however, must have been the charm, because she finally said yes.

It must’ve been the ring!