Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

Black Out, Heidi Pratt’s new single, just got release and it is DREDFULLY PAINFUL to watch/listen to.

Plus, just from the number of angles her boobs and ass were filmed in, you can easily tell her husband Spencer Pratt is the one who produced it.  She looks like such a skank!

Playboy magazine is ready to pay half a million dollars to have Heidi Montag posing naked in their magazine.

Apparently it’s a wedding gift to her new hubby Spencer…   Anyway I think it’s a gift for every man who’s gonna end up buying the issue she’ll be in.

She looks great even before she’s photoshopped.

Okay, these two are just RIDICULOUS, it’s getting on my nerves.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are back in Los Angeles, yet they still feel the need to be media-attention-whores protect themselves from swine flu wearing a mask, even when they (try to) kiss. I mean this is getting ridiculous!

First of all the virus doesn’t circulate in the air. Someone infected must be in contact with them for them to be at risk.  The flu can be transmitted through body fluids and that includes tears, and we can all see their eyes aren’t protected.

All they need to do is wash their hands, stay away from people with flu symptoms and consult a physician if they experience any symptoms themselves.

Geez, why do they have to act like such idiots all the time?

The rumors are true: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married in Pasadena, CA over the week end, and then flew to Mexico for their honeymoon, hours before the U.S. as well as all foreign governments warned their citizens to cancel their vacation or trip to Mexico due to an outbreak of swine flu, a dangerous and potentially deadly infection.

However the couple chose to continue their vacation in Mexico and took the appropriate measures to stay safe (lol)

So far over 150 people have died from it since the past couple of weeks, and more case are developing as days go by.

Social-climber Doug Reinhardt from The Hills doesn’t waste any time: here he is, touching 1st base with Paris Hilton.  And we thought Spencer Pratt was a mediawhore…

Lauren Conrad, the core character of The Hills, announced that the 5th season of the show will be her last one:

“My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing. I always want to remember it that way. I gave MTV a deadline and said, ‘This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.’”

Hmm… so this show do make people crazy.   Especially Spencer Pratt, as you can see on next season’s trailer.

The first episode of the fifth season will air next March 23rd on MTV.

Speidi on their honeymoon in Cabo…  Here’s a little eye candy for those out there who felt their heart sink when Heidi Montag married jobless Spencer Pratt.

She might have married the scum of the Earth but she’s still a hot babe.

The Hills‘ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Cabo San Lucas last week. Apparently blondie didn’t even bother telling her dad, Bill Montag, who said about the rumors of his daughter getting married:

“I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!… Then we just have to have another wedding here!”

And Spencer was nice for once… while he pronounced his vows:

“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the Earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

Boy, I didn’t realize this guy had a heart.  It makes him less attractive all of a sudden!  Well, now that he rehearsed, he’ll be able to do it again in front of Heidi’s family, just like Bill said. They all hate him so much… should be fun!