Celeb Pulp

Lady Gaga posed for renown photograph David LaChapelle along with Kanye West … I guess she forgave him for dumping her and canceling their world tour; after all she’s doing well by herself.

Anyway we just had to show it, she looks so hot!  No matter how much she provokes, we always want more.

So it seems like Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are not getting back together.

After no less than 18 mistresses admitted to having sex with the golf star within the past 3 years, his wife picked up and left with the kids, making sure she broke a couple golf clubs on her adulterous husband’s head on her way out.

Word on the street is Elin hired divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope from California, who was also Britney Spears divorce lawyer.  She wants it all: the house, the cars, the kids, the dog and half of Tiger’s estimated $671 M fortune.

Forget the prenup, she wants to suck a brother dry.  Well Tiger, that’s what you get when you lay 18 different beds; lay in them!

Little Black Book actress Brittany Murphy was found unresponsive in her Los Angeles home Sunday morning.  She was rushed the the hospital but the attempts to revive her were unsuccessful.  Although an autopsy has been scheduled, the authorities stated that her death seems to be from natural causes.

According to TMZ.com , Murphy had reportedly told her family she didn’t feel well and she had been vomiting the morning of her death.

Brittany was made famous by her roles in Clueless and in Eminem’s autobiography 8 Miles.

Our heart goes to her husband and all of her family.

Mini heart-throb Justin Bieber, 15, has revealed Beyonce Knowles as his ultimate celebrity crush, claiming rapper JAY-Z better “watch out!”

The jokester, who has risen to fame underneath the popularity of his hit single ‘One Time’ also lists actresses Megan Fox and Elissa Sursara, as well as singers Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

A thing for older women, huh?

The Canadian born singer, who was signed by R&B king Usher, gained exposure as a YouTube celebrity, after millions of fans viewed his covers of Chris Brown and Kanye West online. His online celebrity has transferred to mainstream stardom, with thousands of fans lining up outside a recent Los Angeles signing for a slight glimpse at the brown-eyed teenager.

Yeah, that’s right – Laila Ali’s Husband’s baby mama is causing drama. She wants more child support for her kids she had with Laila Ali’s husband, so she’s taking him to court saying he has that long ways money from Laila Ali. Part of the court subpoena is trying to find out how much Laila Ali’s inherittance, or potential inherittance is.

I just hope Laila Ali doesn’t catch this hoe in a back alley, or instead of getting paid she might end up making a video like Perez Hilton.

In her new video you get to see P!nk burn down what used to be a Funhouse, which is the title of her latest single. Gotta love it!

And they pretend it was a prank…

Halle Berry who was awarded Spike TV’s 2009 “Guys Choice” Award literally took advantage of Jamie Foxx who really seemed to enjoy himself, while her current boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, was quietly watching, visibly pissed.

I’m almost tempted to think that Kanye West and Amber Rose might be in love.

Him, with himself; her, with her newly acquired fame…

Kim Kardashian blogged about her new haircut by celebrity hairstylist Ken Paves.   Idon’t think it looks great on her and it is obvious that it’s a wig. She didn’t even need to mention it.

It’s funny how bad break-ups can trigger the juiciest gossips ever.  Kelis twittered about her ex being a gay guy still not out the closet, after him and his buddy, R & B singer Maxwell, posted pics of them living the life in Turks & Caicos.

People think the pictures are staged and that they are, in fact, gay and in love with each other. Or maybe Kelis is just hating.  I mean if they’re gay and she was with Nas for so long 9and now pregnant by him) what is she?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

This one goes to all the Jonas Brothers‘ fans out there.

Joe Jonas imitating Beyoncé’s never out-of-style choreography of Single ladies.

Even Justin Timberlake doing it didn’t look that gay.