Celeb Pulp

So it seems like Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are not getting back together.

After no less than 18 mistresses admitted to having sex with the golf star within the past 3 years, his wife picked up and left with the kids, making sure she broke a couple golf clubs on her adulterous husband’s head on her way out.

Word on the street is Elin hired divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope from California, who was also Britney Spears divorce lawyer.  She wants it all: the house, the cars, the kids, the dog and half of Tiger’s estimated $671 M fortune.

Forget the prenup, she wants to suck a brother dry.  Well Tiger, that’s what you get when you lay 18 different beds; lay in them!

And they pretend it was a prank…

Halle Berry who was awarded Spike TV’s 2009 “Guys Choice” Award literally took advantage of Jamie Foxx who really seemed to enjoy himself, while her current boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, was quietly watching, visibly pissed.

I’m almost tempted to think that Kanye West and Amber Rose might be in love.

Him, with himself; her, with her newly acquired fame…

It’s funny how bad break-ups can trigger the juiciest gossips ever.  Kelis twittered about her ex being a gay guy still not out the closet, after him and his buddy, R & B singer Maxwell, posted pics of them living the life in Turks & Caicos.

People think the pictures are staged and that they are, in fact, gay and in love with each other. Or maybe Kelis is just hating.  I mean if they’re gay and she was with Nas for so long 9and now pregnant by him) what is she?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit a reality show this week, and we’re not talking about The Hills.

The newly wed couple was on the cast of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and (shame on them) they didn’t even last a week:

“They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

Heidi even said: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.”

The couple didn’t even last a week. Spencer commented on the picture of his wife above saying: “Heidi, this was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn’t fake.”

Katy Perry is looking sizzling hot on Complex‘ magazine cover this month.  The 24 year-old singer who broke up not too long ago with Gym Class Heroes‘ Travis McCoy is looking hotter everytime we see her.  I guess a big bad break up is good for some of us.

Travis must be eating his heart out right now…

Paris Hilton and current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are simply disgusting.
The couple, who was partying the best way they knew how on Elton John’s yacht in Cannes got kicked out of the boat for their misconduct by Elton’s beau himself.
I have nothing against PDAs but when it comes to them showing some, it makes me throw up in my mouth.
As for being media-whores, Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt have serious competition.

It’s been confirmed by her lawyer that Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown on June 22nd.

“The District Attorney has advised me that she will be subpoenaed to testify. I will accept on her behalf. She will appear in court, and if asked to testify, she will do so.
Rihanna is doing fine. She’s monitoring closely the proceedings of this case. She is continuing with her career and moving on with her life and doing great.”

If convicted, Brown could spend up to 4 years in prison.

Here is Paris Hilton about to slurp! kiss boyfriend Doug Reinhardt … Absolutely disgusting!

It was day 8 of the 2009 Cannes International Film Festival and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as they were walking the red carpet at the premiere of Brad’s  ‘Inglourious Basterds’, seem to be awfully happy.  Word on the street is she had a little too much to drink that night and it shows a lot on this picture.

Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn’s twins are to die for. The 4 months old babies Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip are on the next issue of InStyle magazine. And Rebecca talks about her being has hot as she is:

“I feel as sexy as I have ever felt. I’m a jeans size up from where I usually am, but there’s nothing about it that freaks me out. I’ve always said that sexy is having a really strong sense of yourself and never taking yourself too seriously.”

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are expecting a girl.  The couple, who has been married for over 7 years announced that 5 months-along Michelle was carrying their baby girl.

We wish them the best. No worries this baby is going to look great: she’s got good genes!