Celeb Pulp

Beyoncé’s folks, Tina and Matthew Knowles are heading to Splittsville after 30 years of marriage.

Earlier this year, Toronto actress Alexsandra Wright launched a paternity lawsuit against the patriarch as she was 6-months pregnant with his baby.  Now that’s embarrassing!

He musta paid her good hush-money because to this day, it hasn’t been confirmed (nor denied) if the love child was indeed his own.

And so Mama-Knowles didn’t feel like waiting for the results (as the baby is due any day now) and simply filed for divorce.

This one goes to all the Jonas Brothers‘ fans out there.

Joe Jonas imitating Beyoncé’s never out-of-style choreography of Single ladies.

Even Justin Timberlake doing it didn’t look that gay.

Beyoncé was spotted shopping with her mom and their bodyguard in Vienna a couple days ago, wearing this super cute pair of Yves Saint Laurent silver caged boots worth more than $1500.

If one pair of shoes is worth that much, I wonder how much she spends on a shopping spree!

Kim Kardashian decided to go a few shades lighter on her hair this weekend by going blond.

She was seen in Manhattan going to dinner with actress Sanaa Lathan after doing a little shopping. The two of them looked fabulous.

Kim finally admitted that she hadn’t died her hair blond, but was wearing a weave à la Beyoncé.  Really nice!

I don’t know if they did it on purpose, but both Mischa Barton and Beyoncé were seen with ugly shoes this week end.  Mischa’s are especially ugly, with some kind of voodoo mask on them. Yuck!

I don’t care how much you pay for designer pumps, but shoes as ugly should be deemed illegal.

Beyoncé is on the last Nintendo DS commercial.

Ain’t she cute playing Rhythm Heaven.  It almost seems real.

Keep improving your actress skills, B!

Well, I guess Rihanna is moving on with her life.  There she is leaving a Park Avenue apartment building before meeting up with Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Brandy (apparently she’s recording a duet with Bey?) at the Spotted Pig in Manhattan.  She was out celebrating (a little late) her birthday.

Beyoncé has her own Nipplegate scandal now;  while performing with Hugh Jackman at the Oscars, Mrs. Carter’s nipple slipped out of her top, long enough for paparazzis to immortalize them on film.

Wonder what Jay-Z is thinking about his wife’s boob exposed…

Although their performance at the Oscars was very nice, we all know Beyoncé and (the oh! so hot!)  Hugh Jackman were lip-sync’ing the whole time; I mean who could climb up so many stairs and sing at the same time without getting short of breath?

Filthy rich Jay-Z and Beyoncé flew to Arizona to visit the the Mesa Arts Academy in Phoenix.

They helped LeBron James‘ foundation donate $10,000 and 150 musical instruments for the kids.  Among these instruments was a piano signed by the rapper and his wife.

Okay so they might be filthy rich but their heart seem to be in the right place.

Kelly Rowland was out in Hollywood last night, celebrating her 28th birthday with her former band mates, Beyoncé and Michelle Williams.

Beyoncé, who missed the Grammy Awards last Sunday, made it for her girl’s birthday.  Priorities!

Well, the poster of Beyoncé’s new movie, Obsessed, is out.  And, from the trailer (although I don’t see any award-winning performances), it looks like a good thriller.  Jerry O’Connell is also par of the cast.

The only thing I’m obsessed about are her pumps: beautiful Bow Peep-Toe patent pumps from Valentino.

… Anyway, the movie is due to come out in April 2009, so stay tuned!