Celeb Pulp

You know what I find even more ridiculous then people calling Miley Cyrus fat….? Actually, hold on, for those of you who don’t know let me fill you in on this. So, some bikini pics of this racey underage teenager popped up on the net and people got to calling her fat. It may have been in conjunction with Miley also saying on her twitter page “i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms”.

Now with that being said, you want to know whats even more ridiculous? That this young woman in our modern day & times has the right and ability to respond to these petty remarks.

Miley wrote on her Twitter page: “Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont…even like the word,”  “those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words.”

Miley went on: “oh and ps if your thighs don’t jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. ” Later, she posted, “Wow. Now I’m upsetting people cause im putting down skinny girls.

Now if you’re one of those people who are applauding her saying “you go girl!”, you’re a fucking tool. Here’s why, this girl has a lot going on and a whole life ahead of her. There’s been millions if not billions of dollars invested in her as a business and if she gets into too many squabbles like this and says something dumb in the moment of anger – she could lose it all. You seen it happen to Michael Richards AKA Kramer. Now if she was somebody more like Julia Roberts or Queen Latifah, who chose to speak out about her haters in a moment of clarity, it’d be much different. However when you have a child that just responds to anything and everything without any guidance from older, wiser people… it’s just scary!

Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston are just friends.

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Bradley denounced the rumors in a “The Hangover” (which is effin hilarious, go see it) press conference.

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Between me and you, I don’t believe it.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are trying to keep in touch as friends. Their reps say that there’s no chance of them hooking back up again, but they both want to keep in touch and stay friends. As part of Chris’ plea bargain he needs to stay something like 50 yards away, and while in public settings like award shows, at least 10 yards. However both Chris and Rihanna think this is completely unnecessary.

They spent over an hour on the phone together the other day after the plea bargain. There was also pictures a couple days ago of Chris entering a recording studio somewhere in Hollywood after the plea bargain.

I like happy endings as much as any one else, but seriously guys?? He beat the shit out of her?? Is this the message we want to send our society, get angry, beat ur woman, and everything will be okay?

Just yesterday I was listening to the radio in my car and I noticed they were playing Chris Brown’s song. For the longest time there was a boycott on all of his music by most radio stations in North America. When did that end? Honestly I wouldn’t know, I don’t listen to that much radio, but if it was as soon as he made the plea bargain, that’s just wack. Either boycott his music or just play it.

I’m all for second chances, but has this guy even offered a sincere apology? Has he committed to speaking out against violence against women? Has he convinced any one that this will never ever happen again?

Billy Mays was the Michael Jackson of infomercials.

Billy Mays has passed away at the age of 50. There has been no confirmed cause of death. He was found dead in his home by hise wife, Deborah Mays. Deborah Mays does not plan on releasing a public statement and asked for privacy.

R.I.P. Billy Mays!

There’s nothing that can be said in this post which hasn’t been covered already. As of the time I’m writing this, TMZ.com has 52 posts about Michael Jackson’s death while PerezHilton.com has a measly 30 posts.

All I would like to write and say on this topic is that Michael Jackson was an inspiration to many. He inspired a generation of musicians and his influence is every where. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.

CelebPulp.com does not want to make a circus out of such an important person’s death, and therefor we will  not be reporting anything other then his death and significant developments. Again, we wish his family and friends all the best in this time of grief.

John Mayer Calls Out Perez Hilton

LULZ!

Yeah, that’s right – Laila Ali’s Husband’s baby mama is causing drama. She wants more child support for her kids she had with Laila Ali’s husband, so she’s taking him to court saying he has that long ways money from Laila Ali. Part of the court subpoena is trying to find out how much Laila Ali’s inherittance, or potential inherittance is.

I just hope Laila Ali doesn’t catch this hoe in a back alley, or instead of getting paid she might end up making a video like Perez Hilton.

The economy is still having an impact on business’. MTV fired just under 1% of their work force, which equals to 75 people.

This was the second round of firings, which wasn’t nearly as bad as the first round (850 people fired last December).

Wish them luck in finding a new path for their careers.

Jon & Kate announced on their TLC show last night (Jon & kate Plus 8 ) that they’ll be getting a divorce. That’s ugly!

TLC has decided to stop the show till August giving the family enough time to settle their problems with privacy. Jon said he might not want to do the show any more, while Kate has bravely said the show must go on!

The show got 10 million plus viewers last night, un-believable!

I don’t mean to come off as one blog bashing another blog, because we all know that despite my greatest efforts Perez Hilton still manages to get a few more people to his blog then we do, BUT, I couldn’t pass up this opportunitty to blog about him and say what a douche I think he is.

The guy posted an 11 minute video on his blog in response to what happened in Toronto after the Much Music Video Awards.

The story goes like this, Fergie talks to Perez about him constantly bashing her, they go their own ways. A member of the Black Eyed Peas entourage purposely bumps into Perez. Later at the club they talk again, no amicable resolution is brought forth. At yet another after party, Will.I.Am shows up and walks up to Perez and says he better stop posting about BEPs on PerezHilton.com. Perez calls Will.I.Am a “fucking faggot”, Will.I.Am follows him outside, then Will’s manager clocks Perez in the eye, Perez being the Diva he is freaks out, calls the police and goes into pure panick mode.

I literally couldn’t make it through his whole video in one sitting. It’s almost embaressing how bad he looks when he’s crying, and he’s just resorting to name calling. Like I’m seriously thinking, there’s people dying in Iraq, Afghanistan, etc and this dood is acting like an idiot because someone whom he called a fucking faggot got his friend to beat him up. Cry me a river, build a bridge then get over it.

Not to mention Perez Hilton’s video to date has over 5000 comments. Come one CelebPulp.com readers, place your comments below and let’s make a run at that 5000 mark!

Justine Chapin from Entourage (the chick who was suppose to be like Britney Spears) has some naked photos leaked on the web. The photos are like the above, but they get a little raunchier. She’s looking hawt.

Check Out Leighton Meester Nude

Chris “I’ll punch yo face” Brown has agreed to a plea bargain.

He’s gotta do some counselling and he’s on probation for 5 years. If he violates the conditions, he’ll get 4 years in the slammer.

This epic drama is now over!

Was it the ending you expected?