Celeb Pulp

According to TicketMaster, Céline Dion will be back at Las Vegas’ Caesar’s Palace in March 2011.

Celine and her grandfather husband/manager René Angelil tried to conceive a second child late last year, but after a few failed attempts, we now know that they buried the dream of having another heir.

Tickets will be on sale starting February 12 at 10AM.

We can never say it enough: Megan Fox is one HAWT babe.

Here’s an ad that aired during yesterday’s Superbowl.  It’s about a cellphone.. can’t recall the name, Megan is the only one we’re all really looking at; men drooling, women hating.

Simon Cowell has a heart.

The impresario gathered several artists got together to record a remake for Everybody Hurts, a song made famous by R.E.M. back in 1993 . The proceeds will all go to organizations dedicated to the Haiti relief effort.

The final lineup of artists includes Mariah Carey, Jon Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams, Kylie, Rod Stewart, Leona Lewis, Alexandra Burke, Miley Cyrus, Take That, Susan Boyle, Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole, JLS, Mika, Michael Bublé, James Blunt, James Morrison and Westlife.

As we all know, Haiti was struck by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake last January 12, killing over 200 000 people and leaving 1 Million people homeless. Another 200 000 still remain unacounted for.

Yes ladies and gents, Ke$ha is taking over Hollywood.

Wanna know how she managed to pull this stunt? Watch the video:

P!nk was just awesome as she performed her ballad “Glitter in the Air” at the 52nd edition of the Grammy Awards.

I bet she got some training from the Cirque du Soleil!

And I thought something was wrong with Amber Rose. Kelis is something else; thats her at the annual Data Awards.

Now what kind of creature is this supposed to represent?

Kelis, Halloween was 3 months ago!

Here are Kanye West and Amber Rose attending a Chanel Paris fashion show yesterday… I mean, what da hell is she wearing?  A body-condom?? And, what’s wrong with her eyes?

Is it even legal to be this tasteless?  On fashion week???

Come on Amber, you’re making the American people look bad!

Seriously, when you have the dough, anything is possible; and I admire the ones who don’t only waste their money on cars and hoes, but who also sometimes spend it diligently.

So the award of the day for this goes out to John Travolta, who flew is own Boeing 707 to Haiti yesterday with 4 tons of medical supplies, a team of doctors and (of course, we should have guessed it) a team of scientologist priests to (I guess) help save souls.

Well, who cares if his church has ulterior motives; there are lives to be saved. Go Johnny-boy!

Q.: How do you know an artist is broke?

A.: When they borrow your (expensive) clothes and fail, on purpose, to return them.

Unfortunately aspiring designer Laura Dawson learned the hard away.

Ms. Dawson, who lent several pieces of her upcoming collection to former Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland, said the artist never returned them and although she tried to contact her by leaving her management team several messages, she never received a phone call back.

I guess this picture shows Kelly’s favorite arm gesture: BUH-BYE!

Poor, poor Laura.  Moral of this story is: do not lend clothes to an artist who’s broke, especially when you don’t know when they’ll feel like going on a shopping spree that they just don’t have the money for…

Now do they do it hoping to get a PeTA fanatic to throw BLOODY-RED paint at them while walking the red carpet just because they’re media attention whores?  well, I guess they’re the only ones with the answer to that.

Stripper Amber Rose and depressed boyfriend Kanye West were criticized by PeTA’s supporters while they were in Paris for the Fashion Week, wearing real fur everywhere they went.

Dumb move…

I don’t know if it’s the Hills, the plastic surgery or the whole Speidi-concept thing, but I think the world is biased when it comes to judge Heidi Montag’s art (her music).  So much that she sold only 658 albums in the whole entire United States of America.

I don’t know, I thought her single Twisted is pretty good… Maybe not the best vocals or lyrics, but I kinda like it. Judge for yourself:

Well, Russell Brand is a smart man!  Worried that his girlfriend Katy Perry would get snatched away from him, Brand decided it was time to put a ring on it.  It’s a Il Cielo restaurant in Beverly Hills that the couple held their engagement party with about 50 guests, including Katy’s mother.

Congrats!